- Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
- Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
- #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
Let’s be honest here, I would make such a shitty companion.
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
and ellen page in 2014
I love this post so much
my hand slipped
lord-of-donuts asked: One time my sister asked me what type of doctor Doctor Who was